She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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