Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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