Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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