But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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