Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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