Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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