I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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