Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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