How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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