NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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