Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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