how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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