so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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