I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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