lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I have aggressive nipples.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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