At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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