we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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