yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
So many bounce houses so little time
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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