no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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