I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I am one with the molecules
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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