We're like a lot better than the average bears
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
where are you?
Hypothermia
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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