i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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