i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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