38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Randomize
