I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i drank out of a bidet.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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