I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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