I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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