I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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