I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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