we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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