the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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