i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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