Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It's blow job season.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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