So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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