I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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