i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
