just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
