My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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