But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
where are you?
Hypothermia
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
