i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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