who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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