yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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