Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Randomize
