You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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