Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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