Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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