TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
