I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
im holly from the hills drunk
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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