We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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