What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the condom got lost in my hair
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Where are you guys?
Drunk
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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