I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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