I'm really into asian looking animals
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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