i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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